Speaker 1: On this crossover episode, I visit the podcast
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Fright Flick FMK and join host Jay to discuss the horror
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classic the Killer Sofa and find out if Jay and I want to fuck
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it, marry it or kill it.
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We have such fights to show you .
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Here's Johnny.
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Speaker 2: All you have left is my desire for you.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no tears, please.
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It's a waste of good suffering.
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Speaker 2: What's up?
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All you horror movie loving fuckers, welcome back to another
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episode of Fright Flick FMK.
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As always, I'm your host, jay, and today I am joined by my good
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, good friend, dave fucking Jari from Criminal AF.
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What's up, brother?
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What's?
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Speaker 1: going on.
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I thought you were going to say your good friend, uh gentleman
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Jack.
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Speaker 2: No, you know, you know I changed it up today, did
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you?
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I did that because the last time I did it with John, my
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brother, I was saying and I'm here with my co-host, and he
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started smiling, thinking it was going, I was going to bring him
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in.
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That was the bringing him in moment.
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And then I pulled the gentleman and gentleman Jack, up to the
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thing and even after it was over he was like oh man, I thought
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you were.
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He's up sitting here smiling like an idiot.
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And I told him I was like man.
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I had had, I had a plan lined up to bring you in, but you you
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interrupted it, yeah, because as soon as I said my call.
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He did start smiling and then when I said it.
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He was like oh man, I feel like an idiot sitting here smiling.
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So this time I said I wasn't gonna, I'm gonna change it and I
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wasn't gonna lead with the jack .
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You're just gonna jump right into the, into the who I'm here
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with today, but the gentleman jack is here, people, it's
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always here, as always.
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You know, if you catch me here without the gentleman jack, you
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know something's wrong.
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There's a gun in my head.
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Somebody's making me do this, sober I don't like doing it.
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Sober I've tried, it doesn't work yeah, podcasting usually
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flows a lot smoother when you.
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Speaker 1: you have some sort of substance inside of you.
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I don't like doing it sober.
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I've tried, it doesn't work.
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Yeah, podcasting usually flows a lot smoother when you have
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some sort of substance inside of you.
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Speaker 2: It does for me, and there's been times where I've
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kind of went overboard and I get up the next day to do the
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editing of the show and it's like I'm hearing it for the very
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first time, because I remember very not a whole lot of shit.
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I'm saying I'm just like what the fuck?
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I don't remember talking about that and I was like then my wife
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would be like oh yeah, I remember because she'd be
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sitting there listening while I was recording it and I was like
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man, I had one too many gentlemen's in me there was.
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Speaker 1: there was one probably like uh, I don't know,
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like four or five episodes ago, bro, you were like right off the
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bat you could tell you were fucking smashed.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that may.
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That may have been the birthday one.
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My birthday will, man.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah , it was the birthday it was.
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Speaker 2: uh, I was, I was, I was out there for that one, that
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one.
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That show started early as far as my prepping went.
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Yeah, the pregame for that started early.
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When I hit record, it's like I knew better.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you shouldn't do this today.
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Speaker 1: I do got to hand it to you because, like, if that
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were me, I probably would have scrapped the episode and just
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probably like redone it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: At a later date.
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Speaker 2: You rode with it, bro hey hey, that's what I do hey,
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you know, that's why I said I was I don't, I don't really edit
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at all there's a reason why, like the last one of the
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episodes before I, I put it up there and something happened
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with the video and the video froze up.
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But I didn't realize it because that was like in the middle and
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I don't fuck with the middle, I fuck with the beginning and the
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video froze up, but I didn't realize it because that was like
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in the middle and I don't fuck with the middle I fuck with the
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beginning.
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I go in there and I chop off some of the shit.
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In the beginning I chop off some shit and then I put the
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music in and I send it up you know I'm simple and uh, and so
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that time it kind of backfired on me and, like I said, I've
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done that with some of my recordings.
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I've listened to them and I go back, listen to them, and I'm
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hearing it and I'm going.
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Speaker 1: I don't remember talking about this on the show
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when I did it, but yeah, I'm here to have a good time, so
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yeah it's kind of like that, uh, that episode where uh me and
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Garrett we sat in with uh John and Joe and you know we were
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like, oh, we had this big plan to do this whole collaboration
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thing.
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You know, it's going to be great, it's going to be fun,
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we're going to shoot the shit, everything.
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And I got fucking trash hammered.
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I, fucking I I fried my fucking audio interface.
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My fucking computer fucking fell off the fucking.
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I don't even know what the fuck happened.
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Dude, I drank so much fucking wine I don't even think we're at
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20 minutes into the fucking episode and I black out.
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I don't even know what the fuck I said.
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I don't know anything.
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That fucking happened.
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I wake up the next day my computer's on the fucking floor,
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everything's fucking like Thank God.
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I mean, if he up the next day, my computer's on the fucking
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floor, everything's fucking like , um, thank god.
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I mean if he has that, if your brother has that fucking like oh
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, they have it top.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seen it?
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Speaker 1: no, I haven't oh my god, I hope that thing never
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comes to the fucking light of day.
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Uh, how today, how embarrassing .
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Speaker 2: It could be a Patreon only type thing.
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Oh man, hey, I appreciate you jumping on here again, man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, yeah, this is fun I like doing
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it.
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Speaker 2: Yep, and the last.
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Every time me and Dave get on here, we always try to pick
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something that's it's out there, man, a little different.
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The first one we did was the special, you know, dick in a box
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dick in the box yeah.
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Then we did the attack of the killer donuts.
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Yeah, and so right after, I was doing.
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I like that oh, yeah, I enjoyed that one.
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And right after we done it, I'd hit you up and I sent you a
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picture of this one, yeah, and we were like, yeah, we got to do
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it.
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Then the other day you were like, hey, I'm about to watch it
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.
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And so I was like hey, man, I'll watch it.
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You just let me know when you want to do a show on.
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So for this episode, um, we are going to be covering killer
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sofa killer sofa the other fucking sofa not to be confused
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with casting couch not the casting couch.
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Killer sofa, killer sofa.
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Somebody I work with has a casting couch in their office, a
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white couch.
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No, no, this is a black one a black couch like leather that
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fake leather and it's so super comfortable.
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Man, like you sit on it, you just kind of sink down into it
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and we all call it the casting couch.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wait, the white couch is the uh, the petite
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blonde girl yeah, who has?
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Speaker 2: never mind hey, man, we don't, we don't edit shit on
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this show.
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We, we are ready to mature audience.
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Only you ever seen the picture that little, it's like the meme
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or whatever and it says oh, my baby sent me a picture of her at
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her job interview and she's on that black couch.
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That's the exact same looking couch that's awesome it is the
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casting couch.
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It's too damn short to you can't lay down on it and get
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comfortable.
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It's meant for you, know it.
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Know it's a.
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It's a fucking couch, that's what it's for, you know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, curly, yeah, it's just really good.
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It only has one purpose.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Pornhub's finest, you know.
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So back to the movie Killer Sofa 2019.
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It is a New Zealand comedy horror film written and directed
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and produced by bernie rayo.
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R-a-o rayo, rayo rayo.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah first when the movie was playing.
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You know I'm sorry to cut you off, but no, no go ahead when
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the movie was first playing.
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You know, it's like all right.
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At first I thought it was like an american movie, and then you
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hear like a little bit of an accent and I'm like is that
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british?
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And then they, you know, they talk a little bit more.
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And then as soon as one of them I'm gonna butcher the way they
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do this, but they were like nur nur when they say no oh yeah
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when they're like nur nur or whatever.
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I'm like, oh, that's, it's gotta be either australian or new
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Zealand.
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That's one of the two yeah.
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Sorry for all the Australians and New Zealanders out there.
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Speaker 2: Hey, I know we butcher it.
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I butcher every time.
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Every time I try to do a name, I fuck it up Because with this
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accent man, no matter how I try to say it, it doesn't come out
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right, it just comes out.
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Yeah, I'll try, I think, say it.
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You know it doesn't come out right, it just comes out.
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Yeah, I'll try, I think I'll say it halfway decent.
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And then phantom will jump in the discord and she'll say it
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yeah, and she puts that, that, that the real sound to it and
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I'm like, holy shit, I wouldn't even in the ballpark on this
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thing.
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Oh, the description on the killer couch.
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I just pulled this straight from IMDB.
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It's not a lot of thought went into this bad boy.
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It says a killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a
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girl and starts committing crimes of passion.
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Speaker 1: It's a love story, baby, it's a love story
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Beautiful, it's a beautiful love story.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the love story.
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Beautiful, it's a beautiful love story.
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Oh, it's a love story.
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So you want to rate it now or you want to wait to the end.
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Let's wait to the end, okay, let's wait to the end, okay.
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So we're going to jump in on how this thing kind of flows and
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then, when we get toward the end of it, we'll talk about what
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we like, what we didn't like, and then we'll give the rating
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on it.
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And if you're new to the show, the rating is here is the fmk.
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We fuck it.
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Married or kill it, marrying it being the love of your life.
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You're gonna wake up with it every day, grow old with it.
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You can watch it any day of the week.
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The fuck is the friends with benefits.
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That's the one you call up on a lonely friday night.
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You ain't got shit to do, but you know you need something, and
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so you just pop that bad boy in and you could just be doing
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whatever, but that movie's playing in the background.
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Then you got the kill.
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The kill is the sea donkey.
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That's the, the one you took home that night.
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You wasn't proud of it.
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You did what you did, and then you just want to get away, never
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see it again.
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So that's how we rate them.
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So when we get to end this, we'll give you our rating, but
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for now, we're just going to jump right in.
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There's going to be spoilers, people.
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We're going to spoil the shit out of it.
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If you don't want us to spoil it, pause it.
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Go to tubi, you can watch it for free.
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Go to tubi, check out there.
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You go dave with the fancy fucking buttons, baby get a
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little echo on there hell yeah, I gotta get one of them.
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Oh, and I'll try to do my.
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My tipsy ass will try to do a whole show talking like that.
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I'd be pushing that button non-stop.
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See, I would do a whole show like a fucking demon.
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Pushing that button nonstop.
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See, I would do a whole show like a fucking demon.
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Speaker 1: And I, you know what, and I, I would watch it too,
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hey there would be a hand.
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Speaker 2: It'd be a handful, A few, you know, out of the 15 or
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20 that listened to it.
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Now you know three or four of them.
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Yeah, Three or four of them, 15 or 20 might enjoy it.
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You know, they'd still tune in, They'd make it to the end with
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me.
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Damn it the writer dies.
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Oh man, so you want to jump in on how this one begun?
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I got it kind of pulled up, remember in the beginning.
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Yeah, so in the beginning.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the beginning it basically shows
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this guy he's laying on this gurney kind of thing, Whatever.
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And you have this other guy who's got a fucking sawzall and
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he's going over and he just starts cutting into this fucking
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guy's foot right.
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That's where it started, right yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: So it was like crazy.
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I thought that dude.
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It almost looked like a little like little seance type.
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Shit's what I thought at first yeah yeah it was candles lit.
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Speaker 1: There was a picture of the, the main main lady.
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What was her name?
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Francesca francesca um, she was in there like yeah, it was just
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like this whole fucking weird and like, right then, and there
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like kind of like fucking draws you in, all right, there's some
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fucking freaky shit going on here, and the dude takes a
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sawzall and starts cutting off the dude's feet, but not, and
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then pans away like we don't know what happened.
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Yep, um, next thing, you know.
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Uh, they're know they're in a storage area, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's this like three or four people.
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They show up at this like storage container and they open
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it up and they just make like, oh, it's here, and I think they
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were there picking it up for Jessica.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a delivery .
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Yeah, they're like delivery people.
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Speaker 2: They're going to deliver it to her.
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They were going to deliver it to her, so they.
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But the odd thing when it finally showed this fucking
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chair was this motherfucker.
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It's like a recliner, you know.
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And it's funny, though, because the couch I have in my house is
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is like identical to it, like that kind of brown look to it,
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but.
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But the couch has got these fucking eyes on it, like it's
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supposed to be buttons on the couch, but they're fucking.
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Speaker 1: You can tell it's fucking eyes and the crease and
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the crease in the couch actually like it's shaped like an actual
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mouth.
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Yeah, so you're looking at, you're looking at this sofa,
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this recliner and, like you said , it's got eyeballs and it's got
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a fucking mouth and you're just like who the fuck would want
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this fucking chair?
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean yeah, and then they were pulling
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when they pulled it out.
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They finally got it out and the old one girl got her hand hung
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in it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, started bleeding.
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Yeah, got a little blood, you know.
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And so they finally get the damn chair out.
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Well, then it jumps to the.
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It spends a couple of minutes with some dude in like a bar
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watching Francesca dancing, yeah , and but then the police show
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up to question her because apparently the dude who got his
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foot hacked off, fred Rico, was his name.
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Rico, yep, yep.
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And they were there questioning her about Fred Rico being dead.
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And it was funny, because she just kind of blows the cops off
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and is like I really gotta go.
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Speaker 1: I'm having furniture being delivered like sorry to
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hear that he's dead or missing my bad, but you know hey.
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I got a fucking chair being delivered.
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I got a fucking sofa coming man, I gotta go now that whole scene
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, I don't know it makes sense as the movie progresses, but
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fucking sofa coming man, I gotta go.
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Now that whole, that whole scene, I don't know like it make
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it makes sense as the as the movie progresses, but like when
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I was first watched it, um, you know, obviously you know you're
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supposed to be watching francesca, she's dancing,
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whatever, and uh.
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But if you actually look at the people on the stage who are
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playing the music, is that one dude.
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He pops up later in the movie, but there's one dude.
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He's just like, like just focus, like just staring, like at
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francesca oh, ralph ralph yeah yeah, oh shit, I didn't even
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notice him he's got the fucking, he plays the key, he's playing
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the keyboard or whatever, but he's just like standing there
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fucking staring.
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It's like weird.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't even notice that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like when I was watching I was like that
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dude's going to come up at some point in this movie, cause he's
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just fucking, he's got this weird, fucking stalker vibe,
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yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: And it's funny though , cause it's funny though,
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because when they get the couch out, it goes back to the storage
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area to get the couch out.
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Old man Jack shows up and he puts his hands on the couch, on
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the chair, and then he has a moment like I guess he has the
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shine.
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I guess he's got that.
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You know, at first I thought he has the shine, I guess he's got
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that.
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Speaker 1: At first I thought he was fucking nutting.
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I thought he was nutting his pants Going to nut on the couch.
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He's touching the couch, he's just like.
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Speaker 2: Because later on you'll see that couch can do
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things.
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Speaker 1: That couch is freaky.
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Speaker 2: That couch has a freaky bone in it, boy, so it
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would have made sense if this motherfucker had a nutted while
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touching this couch.
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Oh, and Jack passes out like it was just so good.
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He just falls over and eventually wakes up, you know.
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Then we get Maxie, who is the best friend to Francesca, yes,
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dropping her off and basically asking her about the chair.
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Does she need help?
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She's like no, tj is going to help, and I thought TJ was the
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boyfriend, but apparently TJ was gay, is what Maxie kept saying.
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Speaker 1: But Francesca thought otherwise.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
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I don't think Francesca bought it or really didn't.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, TJ didn't want anything to do with her.
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Speaker 2: No, no, he is At all.
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No, not his cup of tea.
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No, he is at all.
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Speaker 1: No, not his cup of tea.
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No, even she was like, oh, let's take a shower together.
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He's like no, no.
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Speaker 2: I'm good At that moment.
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I knew TJ.
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I knew something was up Like what's up, tj?
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It's funny, though, because that part was she was like I'll just
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have TJ help me carry it, and then it shows TJ having to carry
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this fucking recliner the whole thing by himself rolling it,
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flipping it up the stairs and she's just kind of walking
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around like, yeah, using old TJ to do all the fucking leg work
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for and I remember looking at it going.
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At first I thought the eyes on the sofa.
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I thought that was just something that was just
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appearing every now and then because I'm sitting there going
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to like is is nobody seeing these eyes?
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And apparently it was supposed to be just like fucking buttons,
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yeah, which I never see a recliner with buttons like that
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not like that no, no those are pretty uh prominent uh buttons.
00:18:52
If they were strategically placed yep, and then, uh, then
00:19:02
we get it shows jack again.
00:19:04
Old man jack's talking to his little voodoo lady.
00:19:07
Yeah, he's telling her that he think he got the gift.
00:19:10
I don't know what the gift is, I don't know.
00:19:13
Fucker, got some visions, I guess.
00:19:15
Now we jump to my daggum girl in the shower part.
00:19:20
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, yep, see francesca in the shower and this
00:19:24
is like if you listen to, uh like any episodes with with jay
00:19:27
and I before, uh, one thing that we really, really, really
00:19:31
appreciate, regardless of the quality of the movie we both
00:19:35
appreciate boobies in movies amen, yes, yes, if no matter the
00:19:42
movie, but if you're going to give me a, especially a b movie,
00:19:45
yeah, it could be a dumpster fire yeah, it can be the just a
00:19:49
shit storm.
00:19:51
Speaker 2: And if you throw me and dave, a nice set of boobies
00:19:54
up there, hey, you just, you just earned yourself an extra
00:19:59
star, that's right, yeah, if you were a half star movie, you're
00:20:04
now 1.5.
00:20:06
I just got you to 1.5 just for a set of titties.
00:20:09
So and then but you know, sorry to get y'all's hopes up,
00:20:15
because I got my hopes up in this moment here I was like, oh
00:20:19
yeah, here we go.
00:20:20
I got the B movie going, I got Francesca in the shower, nice
00:20:24
and steamy.
00:20:24
She's about to get out of the shower and nope or alert.
00:20:30
Speaker 1: There are no titties whatsoever in this movie no
00:20:33
boobies in the movies.
00:20:34
Speaker 2: So if you're looking to check this b movie out and if
00:20:38
you're thinking like I think by now this will probably be some
00:20:40
nice boobies in here, you're not , which I'm sure they were nice,
00:20:42
we just didn't see them.
00:20:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's another part of it, of the.
00:20:43
I thought maybe we're going to get a little, probably some nice
00:20:44
boobies in here.
00:20:44
You're not, which I'm sure they were nice, we just didn't see
00:20:45
them.
00:20:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's another part of it, of the.
00:20:48
I thought maybe we're going to get a little shot, but we'll get
00:20:50
to that okay yeah, I mean, yeah , I know what you're talking
00:20:53
about.
00:20:54
I thought the same thing all right, I did too, and so you.
00:21:00
There's a part, though, where Maxie comes over to see
00:21:09
Francesca and they basically making sure she's okay, and
00:21:15
stuff like that, and Maxie says she's gonna leave.
00:21:18
And then, when she's leaving, maxie gets out of the car and
00:21:23
you see her look at the window and the fucking recliner is like
00:21:27
looking at her, staring out the fucking window at her.
00:21:30
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?
00:21:31
Speaker 2: yeah, it's like the recliner is standing up looking
00:21:35
out the window like bitch where you going?
00:21:38
Speaker 1: now rewind, just just a little bit, okay.
00:21:41
So francesca gets out of the shower, Maxie shows up, scares
00:21:46
her, you know, and so they, you know.
00:21:51
Francesca gets out of the shower, she gets dressed and
00:21:54
they're watching a movie, and apparently they don't have TVs
00:21:59
in New Zealand.
00:22:00
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, right.
00:22:02
Speaker 1: Because they're watching a movie together on her
00:22:05
laptop, which is conveniently propped on the killer sofa, and
00:22:10
Francesca is sitting like with nothing but a bathrobe on, with
00:22:15
her leg, one leg down, one leg up, on a killer sofa.
00:22:19
So the killer sofa can actually get a fucking upskirt of
00:22:23
Francesca damn, I didn't even notice that watching the movie
00:22:26
on the fucking laptop.
00:22:27
However, we don't get to see that.
00:22:29
Lucky lucky sofa.
00:22:32
Fucking sofa is fucking lucky.
00:22:35
Speaker 2: Fucking sofa got all the luck in this movie.
00:22:37
I almost spit out one.
00:22:46
Oh man, oh man.
00:22:59
And then we get to later on, after maxie leaves the sofa
00:23:00
stairs are down and whatever, yeah.
00:23:02
And then, uh, francesca comes out.
00:23:04
The evening is now time to wind down.
00:23:07
She's got herself some nice tea Lights turned down, climbs up
00:23:14
in that big old comfy sofa and I thought it was kind of odd when
00:23:19
she showed up with the fucking tea kettle and the tea cup.
00:23:23
Speaker 1: Right.
00:23:24
Speaker 2: Like most times, your hot ass tea kettle, you know,
00:23:26
stays on the stove whatever, but she sits down with both of them
00:23:30
, fills her little tea up and kicks back in the recliner.
00:23:38
Speaker 1: Well, and before she kicks back in the recliner, she
00:23:43
fondles the recliner button, the recliner button, and sticks her
00:23:44
fingers seductively into the recliner button the recliner
00:23:47
button and sticks her fingers seductively into the recliner
00:23:51
button area and reclines it.
00:23:53
Speaker 2: If y'all on this YouTube watching this right now,
00:23:55
y'all know this motion and then she, like, rubs her hands down
00:24:04
the arms of it like, starts rubbing on this sofa caressing
00:24:09
recliner and then when she like said, slips her fingers in there
00:24:13
, pops that bad boy out, leans back oh, it's over then next
00:24:18
thing you know, man, we got red light district up in there, the
00:24:20
red lights are on kind of hazy in there a little bit the music
00:24:25
playing.
00:24:26
She is like, and at that moment I'm just like oh, you about to,
00:24:33
she going to touch herself.
00:24:34
Oh, yeah, she's about to do some stuff on this here, new
00:24:40
recliner and and it's, it's a whole lot of moaning.
00:24:46
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
00:24:46
Oh, a whole lot of you know I thought this was the moment that
00:24:49
the b movie was going to turn into the x movie yes it had it
00:24:54
right, it had a, had a good little, could have been a good
00:24:59
little sex scene.
00:25:00
Speaker 2: It wasn't bad, no good.
00:25:02
That had you like.
00:25:03
You know, you knew what was going on.
00:25:06
Right, she's all squirmed and rubbing her hands up and down
00:25:09
and you know, and I remember writing down on my notes because
00:25:13
I take notes sometime and on this one the last sentence of
00:25:16
that thing ended I just wrote she's gonna come, and I think
00:25:26
she did yeah, I'm pretty confident she did I am pretty
00:25:30
damn sure francesca, because as soon as it was over man, she
00:25:34
just kind of just like and wakes up in bed so I must have been.
00:25:41
Speaker 1: that must have been a good fucking orgasm.
00:25:43
Hey, if she don't remember fucking moving up from the couch
00:25:46
.
00:25:46
Speaker 2: No, that recliner delivered.
00:25:50
Oh yeah, Like it got her there plus some.
00:25:54
Speaker 1: Which makes you wonder her, you know, question
00:25:57
her choice in men, if a fucking recliner can get her off so
00:26:02
easily, you know?
00:26:05
Speaker 2: Man.
00:26:05
I mean, she hasn't had the right right guy in her life I
00:26:07
don't think she has our girl, whatever it could be guy girl.
00:26:10
You know I ain't mad at her either way.
00:26:12
Right, orangutan?
00:26:15
I mean, yeah, I thought maybe her and maxi had a chance.
00:26:17
Speaker 1: You know, that didn't work out all right, real quick,
00:26:19
maxi or francesca uh, francesca .
00:26:23
Francesca, francesca, I would say Francesca as well, but she's
00:26:29
very teethy.
00:26:30
She's got like really big teeth yeah.
00:26:33
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:35
Speaker 1: And Maxie is more teeth.
00:26:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:42
Speaker 1: So you're pro Francesca, I'm going to go with
00:26:44
Maxie.
00:26:44
Yeah, maxie should be a little more freak, more freak yeah, get
00:26:50
a little grunge to her yeah, she does.
00:26:52
Speaker 2: She got like she got a dirty side to her.
00:26:54
She might not shave her armpits , I bet no on second thought
00:27:01
maybe not there might be some armpit hair.
00:27:04
Uh, when she takes her shirt off, you have to be prepared.
00:27:15
Speaker 1: Yeah she wait, yeah, she wakes up in the bed like not
00:27:19
knowing you know basically how she got there from after
00:27:22
orgasming all over the fucking sofa.
00:27:24
And then she wakes up, right, and then she goes out and what
00:27:30
is there like almost like rose petals on the floor and there's
00:27:34
cookies made Like sitting on the recliner, like a little cup of
00:27:39
tea Each arm of the recliner.
00:27:40
There's cookies and fucking tea and there's candles on the
00:27:44
floor, actually lit candles on the floor.
00:27:46
Actually lit candles on the floor, yep and this.
00:27:50
Speaker 2: And if she just thinks it's tj because tj comes
00:27:53
showing up, oh yeah, she thinks tj is like oh, thank you, you
00:27:58
got up in time to cook breakfast and tj just kind of like I
00:28:01
don't know what the fuck you're talking about yeah, he's just's,
00:28:03
just like yeah sure did.
00:28:06
Speaker 1: He's like when did you have time to bake cookies?
00:28:10
Speaker 2: Oh, I was scared the whole time when he talked about
00:28:12
it, you know, and it's funny because he went over there by
00:28:14
the chair and grabs one of them cookies and eats it.
00:28:16
Oh yeah, oh wrong move TJ oh chair don't like that.
00:28:20
Chair jealous type baby yeah, tight baby.
00:28:23
Apparently.
00:28:23
Something slapped his hand away when he went to grab another
00:28:25
cookie.
00:28:26
Yeah, but kudos to TJ for taking full fucking credit on
00:28:33
the breakfast.
00:28:34
He wasn't going to let that one , he took all the credit, oh
00:28:42
shit.
00:28:43
And then we get to show us Detective Gravy is his name ah
00:28:50
yes, gravy and his partner great yep gravy and grape gravy and
00:28:55
grape detective gravy is looking at crime scene.
00:28:58
Speaker 1: Photos fred rico's joint the food, the foot
00:29:05
shopping episode.
00:29:06
Speaker 2: Yes and they come across some little voodoo dolls
00:29:11
that has francesca's face on them, and so they go to question
00:29:17
her and she basically tells them that she has this gift.
00:29:22
I guess a where guys just get obsessed with her.
00:29:25
Speaker 1: And women, and women.
00:29:27
Speaker 2: They just get obsessed with her, Like she
00:29:29
don't understand it, they don't get it, she gets, they get
00:29:33
obsessed and she gets stalker level tens man just trying to
00:29:37
get with her.
00:29:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Detective Gravy actually asked her.
00:29:44
You know, have you ever, like, had sexual relations with some
00:29:49
of these stalkers?
00:29:51
Speaker 2: And she's like oh, yes.
00:29:52
And then he asked her you know, has any of them ever been get
00:29:56
violent?
00:29:56
And she was like, yes, sometimes we'd get violent in
00:30:00
the bedroom, like sexual tension , violence.
00:30:02
Yeah, oh, you're a, you're a choker.
00:30:05
Okay, okay, who's?
00:30:10
Speaker 1: your daddy, she likes that bondage.
00:30:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, Francesca liked to be slapped around.
00:30:22
A little chokage, little 50 shades of gray up in there, Let
00:30:27
me show you to my red room, Francesca.
00:30:28
Speaker 1: Fifty shades of gravy .
00:30:30
Speaker 2: That's why it turned red when her and the couch was
00:30:32
getting it on.
00:30:34
It was the couch's red room that night.
00:30:36
It took her to, took her to happy town up in there.
00:30:41
Speaker 1: Took her to pound town.
00:30:44
Speaker 2: But then she makes the comment to the police
00:30:45
officer, though you better pound town, Pound town.
00:30:47
But then she makes the comment to the police officer, though
00:30:51
when she's telling him this and she's like, but TJ seems to be
00:30:57
immune to me?
00:30:59
Speaker 1: You think?
00:30:59
Speaker 2: I wonder why the likes just ain't going off for
00:31:05
you, is it Francesca?
00:31:06
Like he's just got a special power, yeah, and then, while
00:31:16
she's at the police station talking to this dude, we get TJ
00:31:17
back at the apartment and TJ trying to make me a little
00:31:20
frozen pizza, yep what happens to TJ?
00:31:23
Speaker 1: He didn't get his frozen pizza.
00:31:24
No, no, he didn't get his frozen pizza.
00:31:26
No, he didn't, because the killer sofa still mad at TJ for
00:31:32
taking all the fucking credit and took his cookie and took his
00:31:35
fucking cookie, basically walked right, yeah, he would
00:31:45
turn around and it would be slid .
00:31:47
Speaker 2: He'd hear a noise.
00:31:48
The fucking thing was getting closer and the light didn't go
00:31:53
off for TJ.
00:31:53
Whatever, the chair's getting closer, I'm worried about this
00:31:59
pizza right now.
00:32:04
Speaker 1: The cookie wasn't enough.
00:32:04
Then the couch's got a blade.
00:32:11
Baby blade.
00:32:11
Baby couch has a blade sofa.
00:32:13
Oh wait, that's right.
00:32:14
It, like one of the pieces of the couch turned into a fucking
00:32:16
knife, right like a little fucking.
00:32:18
At first I thought it was a fucking dick, but then it was
00:32:21
like hey, I my mind went there.
00:32:26
Speaker 2: My mind went there at first when he was bent over
00:32:28
that oven putting his boots in there oh yeah, I was like this
00:32:32
dude is about to get stabbed right in the fucking ass.
00:32:35
That's what's about to happen.
00:32:37
But it stabs him in the legs like poor tj two times.
00:32:44
Gets him twice yep, and then he manages to get away, calls up
00:32:49
fucking uh, he don't call the cops or nothing, he just
00:32:52
straight up calls francesca, yep , and basically tells her some
00:32:55
shit went down to the apartment and, uh, fucking chair stabbed
00:33:04
me, yeah, so they all, they go back.
00:33:06
Of course, you know, detective gravy and great come with her.
00:33:10
But the house is all the apartment's all smoky, called.
00:33:13
A piece is burning.
00:33:13
Yeah, you know tj laying up in the damn bathtub like I don't
00:33:22
know why the fuck you still in the damn apartment, dude, I
00:33:24
don't know yeah, get the.
00:33:24
Speaker 1: You're still in the damn apartment, dude, I don't
00:33:25
know.
00:33:25
Yeah, get the fuck out of there .
00:33:27
What are you doing?
00:33:27
Speaker 2: I would have left to kill you.
00:33:28
The first time I saw the fucking couch move, I would have
00:33:31
been like see ya, I'd have been like, oh wait, I really don't
00:33:33
want this pizza.
00:33:34
Speaker 1: I'll cook it at my mama's house.
00:33:35
Fuck the pizza.
00:33:40
Speaker 2: And then we.
00:33:41
Then we get old man Jack, the one who says he's got the gift
00:33:46
the shine.
00:33:47
Speaker 1: He's got visions.
00:33:49
Speaker 2: And he thinks he's on the phone saying that he has
00:33:54
found a Dubuk D-Y-B-B-U-K.
00:33:57
Yes, A Dubuk.
00:33:58
Dubik yeah, let's go with Dubik and basically telling his dad
00:34:05
that he thinks he's found one, that he's got the gift, and all
00:34:08
this.
00:34:08
His dad's basically telling him to leave it alone, stay out of
00:34:12
it, type shit.
00:34:16
Speaker 1: Is a Dybbuk a real thing?
00:34:17
Hold on a minute.
00:34:19
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:34:19
I don't know, I didn't look it up.
00:34:20
Is it Sorry for the interruption here?
00:34:21
In Jewish mythology?
00:34:22
I don't know, I didn't look it up.
00:34:23
Is it look at?
00:34:26
Speaker 1: well, sorry for the interruption here in Jewish
00:34:30
mythology, a Dybbuk is a malicious possessing spirit
00:34:36
believed to be the dislocated soul of a dead person.
00:34:39
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because he okay.
00:34:45
Yeah, we'll learn later in the story the whole theory behind
00:34:49
this.
00:34:50
Speaker 2: Uh, but all right, go ahead sorry, I was good because
00:34:53
I didn't know what the hell it was either.
00:34:55
But uh, uh, so they get back.
00:34:58
Tj has basically done, told francesca that fucking he thinks
00:35:02
that that soap was possessed and he goes back home to stay
00:35:07
with his mama and it's so funny because I have flashbacks to the
00:35:14
movie where will ferrell's on the couch like mom meatloaf,
00:35:21
he's in his bed and he's like taking his go to take his
00:35:26
medicine and he ran out of water and then he's like yelling for
00:35:29
mom to come refill his water.
00:35:31
Mama's downstairs with the headphones on doing some yoga,
00:35:34
yeah, and so he has to get up to go.
00:35:37
Speaker 1: I think it was.
00:35:37
I think it was sexy yoga too, because she looked a little
00:35:40
happy to be watching that again, again, watching it on a fucking
00:35:43
laptop, like if anybody from is from new zealand, you know,
00:35:48
listen to the show right now.
00:35:48
Like reach out to jay and tell him you have fucking tvs in new
00:35:53
zealand, because this movie didn't have any yeah, already,
00:35:56
I'll just straight up laptop everything, man right, because
00:35:58
everything's on laptop and this thing and uh.
00:36:02
Speaker 2: So when he gets up and here's a little something,
00:36:09
he hears something at the window , something at the window.
00:36:12
He goes over to the window and what you see at the window is a
00:36:18
spring.
00:36:18
Yes it is a spring, like the sofa has released this spring to
00:36:25
go up there and mess on his window.
00:36:27
It's his spring arm, yeah, it just springs all the way out to
00:36:31
the window.
00:36:31
He gets over to the window, opens it up, looks out the
00:36:36
window, the fucking couch, the fucking recliner, just recliner,
00:36:40
what's up?
00:36:41
outside his window.
00:36:42
That's right, and apparently his mom is just down the street
00:36:46
from where Francesca lives, so it's realistic that the recliner
00:36:52
could have walked.
00:36:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's plausible.
00:36:54
Speaker 2: It's not that far.
00:36:54
A couple blocks, so it was realistic.
00:36:57
But he goes to close the window to get out.
00:37:03
He falls over.
00:37:04
Oh yeah, Then the fucking spring comes up there and does
00:37:11
away with.
00:37:11
Speaker 1: TJ Goes to town.
00:37:13
Speaker 2: Goes to town on TJ.
00:37:15
Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody's been poked by a sharp end of a
00:37:17
spring before Yep and it fucking sucks and TJ caught the fucking
00:37:21
business end of it.
00:37:22
Speaker 2: Yep, and so then we go, it's, it's once again.
00:37:28
It's got a old man, jack, figuring out learning more about
00:37:31
this Dybbuk thing and basically says that it needs to feed off
00:37:35
the souls of his victims.
00:37:36
And, um, this is where then it gets into, where he's with his
00:37:42
voodoo lady and she's helping him remember these visions he
00:37:46
had, and it goes back to like the old old days, like 1800 type
00:37:53
shit, yeah, oh yeah.
00:37:56
And he sees this.
00:37:59
These two girls, um, she, I forget what, how it went down,
00:38:07
but she ends up taking the knife from this girl.
00:38:10
Yeah, and basically, and kills herself.
00:38:13
And you hear somebody in the background yell when that
00:38:18
happens, valerie yeah, that was the name.
00:38:23
Yeah, you hear somebody yell Valerie in the background.
00:38:25
And basically Jack says that she had poisoned someone, that
00:38:31
she had poisoned some people in the town, and now they're out to
00:38:35
kill her or some shit, I don't know.
00:38:37
But she kills herself.
00:38:39
Um, basically that he did.
00:38:43
He tells voodoo lady whoever has this recliner is in great
00:38:47
danger.
00:38:47
Yeah, he knows something's in that recliner, damn it something
00:38:53
is going on.
00:38:54
Speaker 1: If that they could walk a couple blocks down to
00:38:56
kill tj with a spring and nobody even notices it.
00:39:02
Speaker 2: The couch is undetectable man.
00:39:04
And now we're back in Francesca's spot and we see the
00:39:12
recliner and then the camera scrolls and we got a line of
00:39:16
panties going up into, like the bathroom.
00:39:20
Francesca gets up, she's kind of following this line of
00:39:26
panties on the floor, then in the bathroom we get like a
00:39:30
little silhouette, the shape.
00:39:32
Now did you see what I seen?
00:39:42
Speaker 1: Tell me what you saw.
00:39:44
Speaker 2: I saw the silhouette jacking off with those panties
00:39:55
yeah, yeah, it wasn't very long it wasn't long, but there was
00:39:59
the, the movement.
00:40:00
Yeah, it didn't look like this thing was jacking off into those
00:40:03
panties.
00:40:04
Yeah, yep, and then it kind of goes.
00:40:08
It goes away.
00:40:10
Then the house goes dark and she goes into the bathroom
00:40:15
there's candles lit in the bathroom and looks out the
00:40:20
window, don't see nothing, closes the window, but then she
00:40:24
wakes up again Like it was all a dream.
00:40:25
Yeah, so it's just like.
00:40:29
And she steps.
00:40:31
She wakes up the next morning.
00:40:32
She hears some shit like creaking I thought somebody was
00:40:36
walking up in there yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:38
And then, like the electricity starts kind of buzzing and all
00:40:43
the lights go out.
00:40:44
She gets up, grabs her a flashlight.
00:40:47
She finally sees the recliner move.
00:40:51
Like the recliner move she's seen, it freaked out, ran
00:40:56
outside Like a normal like a normal person.
00:40:59
Speaker 1: Normal person.
00:41:00
Speaker 2: She didn't do like TJ did, just kind of keep on about
00:41:04
his business until he got fucked up you know, so she runs
00:41:08
outside, calls maxie.
00:41:10
Maxie shows up and, uh, maxie, being the badass that max is,
00:41:18
you know she said, hey, we gotta go take a look.
00:41:21
Speaker 1: Yep and knowing full well that the last time maxie
00:41:26
was there, she looked up in the window as she was leaving and
00:41:29
seeing a fucking recliner staring at her out the fucking
00:41:33
window yeah, and maxie's got fucking brass balls.
00:41:36
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that right he does, and so they go up
00:41:39
in there.
00:41:40
Now the chair is not moving and basically they said they're
00:41:46
going to leave, she don't want to stay there, she wants to go
00:41:50
with Maxie, and as they're going to the car, the fucking
00:41:56
recliner is now on the balcony.
00:41:58
It's looking at them.
00:42:04
Speaker 1: Where the fuck are you?
00:42:05
Speaker 2: going.
00:42:05
Where the fuck are you taking my francesca at?
00:42:07
Damn it so they get ready to leave.
00:42:12
And then we've jumped back to tj's house.
00:42:15
Mama's cleaning the house.
00:42:18
Tj's living the good life.
00:42:19
Yeah, he's got mama doing everything.
00:42:21
Mama's vacuuming floor.
00:42:23
She knocks on his door and it's one of them old school vacuums.
00:42:26
It's got the.
00:42:27
The tank stays over here yeah, the long hose the wand the end,
00:42:31
yeah.
00:42:31
And so she opens up his door and just kind of pushes that little
00:42:35
vacuum up in there and she's like I'm going to vacuum your
00:42:38
room, but then she has to go.
00:42:40
Of course she's going to go and plug it to bring the plug
00:42:42
closer.
00:42:43
And then what we got going on in the vacuum uh, you got hair.
00:42:50
Speaker 1: You have an eyeball oh yeah uh, yeah, so that that
00:42:54
that sprang to the number on fucking good old tj there oh
00:42:56
yeah, just just tore him up like the vacuum was sucking up,
00:43:01
sucking up all the waste so bodily fluids yep.
00:43:07
Speaker 2: Um, next day francesca is back at her
00:43:12
apartment I don't know like her and maxie left.
00:43:16
And then now she's just back at her apartment.
00:43:18
Um, she gets a text from inspector gravy to come back to
00:43:24
the damn station.
00:43:26
Then she walks out of her apartment to go to the police
00:43:29
station.
00:43:29
She bumps into our boy, ralph.
00:43:32
Speaker 1: Ralphie, yes, ralphie , who we can put two and two
00:43:38
together to know as the phantom masturbator.
00:43:44
Speaker 2: Yes, right.
00:43:46
The phantom masturbator yes.
00:43:46
All right, the phantom masturbator yes and it was it
00:43:52
was so funny because fucking ralphie was just straight up
00:43:54
with her.
00:43:54
He's like uh, have you thought about what asked you?
00:43:57
Apparently he's tried to propose to her and everything
00:44:00
else oh yeah this dude wants to get married.
00:44:03
Speaker 1: He's like I want to get married now, yeah.
00:44:05
Speaker 2: And then he told her he was like you know, I got
00:44:07
strong bones.
00:44:08
Strong bones make strong babies .
00:44:09
Ralphie's spitting all the game baby, oh yeah.
00:44:16
She basically blows him off, says she's got to go, but then
00:44:22
Ralphie, don't go home.
00:44:23
Speaker 1: Nope.
00:44:24
Speaker 2: Ralph got to go up there into a room, into an
00:44:26
apartment.
00:44:27
Now we were at the police station they told them that TJ
00:44:35
is dead.
00:44:36
Yeah, so then they sit her down with a list of names that they
00:44:43
come across, and she wanted Francesca to pick a name out
00:44:48
that would possibly be willing to kill or do something.
00:44:53
She circles the name ralph, oh yeah, and then we find out that
00:44:58
ralph is maxie's cousin.
00:45:02
Speaker 1: All in the family, yep and this is like and this
00:45:06
goes back to what I was saying earlier that in the beginning of
00:45:09
the movie, where the band's playing and francesca's dancing
00:45:12
and ralph is in the band, he's like the keyboard player and
00:45:14
he's just like.
00:45:15
So I was like fucking, doesn't take her eyes off of her.
00:45:18
You know what I mean?
00:45:19
Speaker 2: he's just like staring he was, I fucking the
00:45:22
shit out of her boy so it makes sense now that ralph is the
00:45:26
fucking, fucking psycho and so then, while they're at the
00:45:30
police station, ralph just making himself at home.
00:45:34
Please, please say it.
00:45:35
Yeah, please say it.
00:45:36
In francesca's place, this motherfucker is setting up
00:45:41
cameras into smoke detectors.
00:45:45
Speaker 1: You missed it.
00:45:46
You missed the one part when it goes from the police station
00:45:51
back to Francesca's.
00:45:52
Fucking Ralph comes out of the bathroom with a match and he
00:45:58
fucking beats the man because he just took a shit.
00:46:00
He took it.
00:46:06
He's stalking her fucking apartment.
00:46:08
Speaker 2: he drops the fucking deuce drop the deuce up in there
00:46:11
, that is right.
00:46:12
Yeah, what fuck it was?
00:46:14
It's like just right at home man and you know you, you got to
00:46:17
feel at home.
00:46:18
To take a dump in somebody else's house, oh, yeah, yeah,
00:46:21
because you got to be close especially when you're not
00:46:23
supposed to be there.
00:46:24
Yeah, yeah, I'm the type that I only like sitting in my own
00:46:27
house.
00:46:27
Yeah, you know like if I were to come visit somebody's house,
00:46:31
I wouldn't feel comfortable with doing my business in there.
00:46:33
I leave.
00:46:34
Speaker 1: I just leave.
00:46:35
Yeah, I would have to go home.
00:46:37
Yeah, I'll be there for like a half hour.
00:46:40
All right, I got to go.
00:46:41
All right, I got to go.
00:46:41
What do you mean?
00:46:42
You got to go?
00:46:42
You just got here.
00:46:43
I'll come back later.
00:46:44
Speaker 2: I'll be back later.
00:46:45
Yep, I will.
00:46:46
I will leave work and come home .
00:46:49
Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't, I won't do my business at work.
00:46:52
I will be like I've been, luckily I got it to where I can.
00:46:58
I can kind of come back.
00:47:11
I don't really get noticed.
00:47:12
Yeah, yeah, I've been at work before and be like, oh, this
00:47:13
can't wait.
00:47:13
I will get my car, drive 15 minutes back to the house and
00:47:15
then drive mass back to work that's awesome so, um the while
00:47:23
fucking ralph's in there putting the cameras, you see the chair
00:47:29
has turned and he's looking at Ralph, like the chair's looking
00:47:34
at him, and the chair's got this look.
00:47:36
And I know sofas aren't supposed to make a face, but
00:47:39
this thing had a face on it, like what the fuck?
00:47:41
This ain't right.
00:47:42
Speaker 1: This motherfucker.
00:47:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
00:47:44
And he here.
00:47:48
He goes into the bedroom and he hears a little noise he don't
00:47:52
think nothing of it little metal sound.
00:47:54
No, he don't say, he don't think nothing of it.
00:47:56
He goes up into her closet.
00:47:58
He pulls out a bra and a hat.
00:48:02
He lays the bra down on the bed people, lays the bra out, takes
00:48:09
the hat, lays it below the bra but shapes it into where it
00:48:19
looks like a vagina, a pussy.
00:48:21
And Ralphie climbs under the blankets with that bra and that
00:48:31
hat and it.
00:48:33
I think he started off like he was going down on it because he
00:48:37
was making some licking noise.
00:48:38
Oh yeah, like he was going down on it, yep.
00:48:41
And then he goes to start fucking it.
00:48:45
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's pounding away on it.
00:48:47
Speaker 2: Ralphie's fucking the shit out of this hat vagina
00:48:51
that he's got and he's making all this fucking noise.
00:48:56
And the sofa, the killer sofa, is peeking through.
00:49:01
He sees this shit.
00:49:03
You see it peeking around the corner, around the doorway then
00:49:06
he knocks an iron onto the floor like the sofa does, peeking
00:49:09
through.
00:49:10
He sees this shit.
00:49:10
You see him peek around the corner, around the doorway.
00:49:11
Then he knocks an iron onto the floor Like the sofa does, the
00:49:13
couch does Whatever the chair.
00:49:14
And Ralph is so into his fucking, his hat sex that he
00:49:20
didn't even hear this thing hit the floor.
00:49:21
He's fucking this thing, oh yeah, and you can he.
00:49:26
When he comes, he's like yells, like francesca, like just nut
00:49:32
it all in her fucking hat, and then, while he's in the blanket,
00:49:41
the fucking iron gets picked up and the old chair dude just
00:49:47
beat the fuck, yep, yep, takes him out at least he waited till
00:49:51
he, you know, fucking came to.
00:49:53
Speaker 1: He did let him finish , you know oh so, for dude
00:49:56
wasn't a true hater.
00:49:57
Speaker 2: He was gonna be like you know what?
00:49:58
I want to kill him.
00:49:59
I want at least let him finish, you know, at least let him
00:50:03
finish that old hat off man.
00:50:05
He went through the effort of setting it up through all that
00:50:10
trouble just the sounds he was making while he was fucking the
00:50:14
hat, though I was rolling listening to him, that was like
00:50:18
some fuck.
00:50:19
Speaker 1: It was like almost angry.
00:50:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine.
00:50:25
The sad thing is that's his sex sound.
00:50:30
That's just that's the way he sounds during sex.
00:50:35
He's like that one.
00:50:37
Like halfway through sex he starts making them noises and
00:50:40
the girl's just kind of looking up at him like what the fuck?
00:50:44
Speaker 1: Can you not do that?
00:50:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you just growl?
00:50:47
What are you doing?
00:50:47
Ralphie's like.
00:50:50
That's my move, that's all I got.
00:50:53
Speaker 1: My go-to.
00:50:54
What the fuck.
00:50:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Maxie takes Francesca to a hotel, because
00:51:03
now they know Ralphie's the guy.
00:51:06
And so maxie takes to a hotel.
00:51:11
The old man jack is trying to call maxie to come home and you
00:51:18
know he's got to talk to her.
00:51:19
Well then, maxie tells francesca I will get your stuff
00:51:24
and I'll just come back later, whatever, whatever.
00:51:26
Then Francesca, which was odd, because she says ask Maxie to
00:51:32
pass by her house to see if the recliner is OK.
00:51:35
And I'm like yeah.
00:51:41
Yeah, but then I got to thinking that recliner laid it down on
00:51:45
her.
00:51:45
Pretty good that one night.
00:51:46
He did he did yeah, once you go , recliner, you don't go back,
00:51:51
baby.
00:51:51
But then it was just kind of odd, and then we jumped to gravy
00:52:06
up in the police station.
00:52:07
Yeah, grape comes in there, basically you know, tells him he
00:52:10
needs to go home.
00:52:13
Speaker 1: She wants some of that fucking gravy.
00:52:14
She wants that gravy.
00:52:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when he told her his wife left him,
00:52:18
you know.
00:52:19
And then she's like you should come back to my house and you
00:52:22
know we'll have some wine.
00:52:23
And I'm like, oh man, I'm just like you.
00:52:25
I said Grape knees, that gravy boy wants the gravy and he's
00:52:30
just like no, I'm like, dude you , you missed that.
00:52:34
That sign by a mile right, yeah , great.
00:52:38
Speaker 1: No, it's too much work to do here yeah great.
00:52:41
Well, I think I think you know.
00:52:43
As you go a little bit further in the movie, it becomes clear
00:52:46
why he turned her down.
00:52:48
Yep, because at this point well , yeah, we'll talk a little bit
00:52:52
more.
00:52:53
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:52:53
So that definitely comes into play of why he said no.
00:52:57
Speaker 1: Yep.
00:52:58
Speaker 2: And so they go.
00:53:02
Detective Grape and another cop goes to search Ralphie's house,
00:53:08
his apartment.
00:53:09
They go up in there there's a telescope and his window, when
00:53:15
she looked through it, is right there up at fucking Francesca's
00:53:19
place.
00:53:20
Speaker 1: Yep, and so it was a live feed on his computer.
00:53:24
Speaker 2: Yep had a live feed.
00:53:25
They start digging through his computer he's got all this video
00:53:28
footage of fucking Francesca and shit.
00:53:31
But then they pull up the live feed and they see the fucking
00:53:38
chair move.
00:53:39
And what was it?
00:53:43
I think that I think great ran over there.
00:53:47
She was going to go over there, yeah, and basically at this
00:53:50
time old man jack had told maxi that the chair is possessed and
00:53:54
she's like oh, I knew something was up with that chair that
00:54:00
fucking chair and then they tell her like we that chair, we have
00:54:05
to get that chair back.
00:54:06
So Maxie's like I'll go get that chair and I'm like at first I'm
00:54:10
like how the fuck you gonna carry this chair.
00:54:12
But then she shows up with a dolly you know, just walks in
00:54:15
with a dolly yeah just got a dolly.
00:54:16
Just shows up in the apartment rolling a dolly.
00:54:18
I'm like okay, but then remember what happened on the
00:54:28
deck oh, yeah, yeah, he walked, yeah.
00:54:32
Speaker 1: So she walks into the thing, into the apartment with
00:54:34
the dolly and she sees like a shadow out there on the balcony
00:54:39
there.
00:54:40
So she's like what the fuck?
00:54:42
So she walks out, she goes over to the balcony and there's the
00:54:46
fucking recliner pushing fucking Ralphie boy over the fucking,
00:54:51
over the edge with the fucking foot.
00:54:53
Yep, the fucking foot thing.
00:54:58
Speaker 2: Recliner lifted up old Ralphie and just chunked him
00:55:01
off the edge, oh yeah.
00:55:02
And then when she went to back up she made a little noise and
00:55:07
when she looked back over there, the fucking recliner looking
00:55:09
right at her.
00:55:11
Oh, I hear it right down she tries to run and she goes into,
00:55:16
like to the bathroom, and then the chair comes to the bathroom
00:55:20
door and you tell it's trying to get in, oh yeah, and she
00:55:24
basically jumps out the window to get away from this chair.
00:55:31
Yeah, she jumps like perfect hole in one right into the
00:55:39
fucking trash.
00:55:39
Can, right into the trash.
00:55:40
Can?
00:55:40
Yep, knocked the fuck out.
00:55:44
Speaker 1: Lid closes.
00:55:44
She's knocked out.
00:55:46
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:55:47
Speaker 1: Nobody knows where the fuck she is.
00:55:49
Speaker 2: After she jumps the recliner goes to the kitchen
00:55:55
sink and it starts whispering valerie, yes, into the sink, now
00:56:01
at the hotel francesca's that she starts hearing noises.
00:56:06
Yeah, where does she hear the noises from?
00:56:10
Speaker 1: oh, the fucking sink the fucking sink.
00:56:14
She goes investigating, she's looking around, she's like what
00:56:16
the fuck is that noise?
00:56:17
And then she sticks her head down into the fucking sink and
00:56:20
it's like valerie, valerie, yep.
00:56:24
Then she gets the shit scared out of her because detective
00:56:28
gravy, detective gravy's there yep, they show up and uh, I
00:56:36
still couldn't get over the whole sink communication.
00:56:39
Speaker 2: That's funny to me what is that?
00:56:42
Speaker 1: yeah, it's like the plumbing from her house
00:56:44
connected to the fucking yeah, I don't know, but it was just
00:56:48
like this.
00:56:49
Speaker 2: It's like the old string with the old phone string
00:56:51
.
00:56:51
You know he was doing it with fucking sink pipes.
00:56:54
So she tells the cop she's worried about maxi.
00:57:00
Maxi been gone for two hours now so they all jumped the car
00:57:04
to go back to maxi's house I'm not maxi's to francesca's
00:57:07
apartment.
00:57:07
The fucking car still outside, yeah, and francesca finds the
00:57:14
keys to her car.
00:57:16
They're still, they're laying on the floor.
00:57:17
Um, they, they call the phone, maxi's phone, and they hear it
00:57:24
ringing.
00:57:27
They go out on the balcony and you can tell it's coming from
00:57:31
down there the phone ringing is coming from down there, yeah,
00:57:35
but then all of a sudden the battery just dies.
00:57:37
But detective grape and gravy go down there to look around,
00:57:44
and that's when they discover our boy, ralphie boy ralphie boy
00:57:48
ralphie, ralphie, just as a dornan Ralphie.
00:57:50
Ralphie just wanted to.
00:57:50
Speaker 1: It is a doornan.
00:57:52
Speaker 2: Oh, Ralphie, just wanted to get married and have
00:57:54
some babies.
00:57:55
Man Tell you what.
00:57:56
Speaker 1: Strong babies Strong babies.
00:57:58
Speaker 2: Good, strong-boned babies, you know, and Fuck a hat
00:58:03
every now and then with Francesco.
00:58:07
Speaker 1: That's a stipulation.
00:58:08
We'll get married, but I gotta fuck your hat at least once a
00:58:11
week so I'm assuming because they first went down and they
00:58:16
found Ralphie.
00:58:18
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that maybe the trash can in the
00:58:21
bathroom window is on the other side and the balcony was here.
00:58:25
Because they didn't.
00:58:27
They weren't around their trash cans when they found Ralphie.
00:58:30
You would think they would have been like open them up, but
00:58:31
they didn't?
00:58:31
They weren't around their trash cans when they found Ralphie
00:58:32
you would think they would have been like open them up, but they
00:58:34
didn't see the trash cans.
00:58:35
No, Ralphie was just laying there in a little alleyway,
00:58:40
ralphie did went out.
00:58:42
Speaker 1: A happy man, though went out nut busted if there's a
00:58:47
way that I could go out.
00:58:48
I wish I could go out the way of Ralphie stalking, you know,
00:58:51
my love interest house after I took a shit and fucking her hat
00:58:55
the uh that's the dream way to go there's not a better way.
00:59:03
Speaker 2: when, after they found Ralphie, fucking Francesca
00:59:09
is up in the apartment, they're outside, she sees the chair
00:59:15
talking to her.
00:59:16
It basically looks at her and says valerie, and like you said
00:59:20
earlier, the mouth, the cushion on that thing looked just like a
00:59:24
mouth.
00:59:24
It literally started moving like like Valerie, yeah, she
00:59:30
just fucking darts out there says fuck Gravy and Grape, yeah,
00:59:37
jumped in fucking Max's car and hauled ass.
00:59:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like I'm fucking out of here.
00:59:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even blame her, I'd have been gone.
00:59:43
Yeah, she drives out to a little.
00:59:46
I thought she was going to jump off a cliff.
00:59:48
I thought she was going to kill herself because she drove out
00:59:50
like a little.
00:59:50
I thought she was going to jump off a cliff.
00:59:52
I thought she was going to kill herself because she drove out.
00:59:52
It's like a little overlook.
00:59:53
I was like, oh shit, she about to fucking just jump for some
00:59:55
reason.
00:59:56
Speaker 1: Fucking end it.
00:59:56
That's what I thought too.
00:59:58
Speaker 2: And her phone rings and it is fucking old man, jack
01:00:02
Macy's, maxie's grandfather, saying that they need to talk.
01:00:06
Yeah, the whole conversation there about that they have.
01:00:12
It's just so light-hearted, just like it's a you know not
01:00:16
everyday conversation yeah, um, basically telling him that, uh,
01:00:21
she keeps hearing a voice saying valerie, but then old man
01:00:25
jack's explaining to her about the shit he had seen and some he
01:00:32
had done some research on it or somehow pulled up.
01:00:35
Gerald and valerie were these two witch doctors back then.
01:00:38
Gerald was burned alive and the girl that he was seeing in the
01:00:46
in his vision was the girl, valerie, who killed herself.
01:00:49
Yep, and he said Valerie attracted stalker dudes also
01:00:55
back in the day, like men were.
01:00:57
Just after her husband died, men were just constantly trying
01:01:01
to get with her.
01:01:01
Yep.
01:01:02
Then Francesca so exciting, francesca.
01:01:06
That's what happens to me.
01:01:08
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I have that same problem and that whole
01:01:14
conversation, that whole conversation so much in common.
01:01:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's just odd that I had that like the
01:01:19
same thing and did the plan.
01:01:26
They basically the plans is for the, the dibbux.
01:01:31
They've got to get it into a box and burn the box.
01:01:37
That part confused me.
01:01:41
Yeah, I don't know, because I'm sitting there going what the
01:01:44
fuck are you gonna put in the box?
01:01:45
Right like that recliner ain't going in that box yeah and so I
01:01:51
didn't really know hey yeah, I, I don't know.
01:01:55
Speaker 1: How are they to attract?
01:01:56
Even if it's a spirit, how are they going to attract it to
01:01:59
inside of a box?
01:02:00
Yeah you know it's not like ghostbusters, where they really
01:02:03
suck it in with the fucking vacuum.
01:02:04
You know what I?
01:02:05
Speaker 2: mean, yep, and it was just like I didn't really know
01:02:08
what the point was.
01:02:11
Then we get Detective Gravy is at home doing him some pushups,
01:02:18
getting it all tight, yep, and he's doing pushups in front of
01:02:24
his laptop.
01:02:24
Once again, we got us a laptop, a little laptop.
01:02:26
With Francesca's picture on it Getting his muscle sweat on,
01:02:28
with Francesca's picture on it Getting his muscle sweat on with
01:02:33
Francesca and at the same time, partner Grape is out in the car
01:02:41
looking at a picture of gravy.
01:02:43
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
01:02:44
Speaker 2: She wants the gravy man.
01:02:47
Speaker 1: She wants some of that gravy.
01:02:48
She does, but he fell under Francescaca's spell yep, he is
01:02:54
won't set francesca.
01:02:56
Speaker 2: And then we're back at jack's again with the plan
01:03:00
still coming together.
01:03:01
You know, when he said we're gonna build some boxes, I
01:03:03
thought it was gonna be some, some exotic, some fancy looking
01:03:07
shit.
01:03:07
Right, this motherfucker grabbed some.
01:03:10
This fucker grabbed some old, random shit from the wood pile
01:03:13
and just tacked some nails into it he took, uh, he took like
01:03:16
wood off a pallet yeah, that's what it was like pallet wood and
01:03:20
just made like a little rectangle thing like you know
01:03:24
some shit you did in like woodworking shit back in high
01:03:27
school.
01:03:27
Yeah, I built bird boxes.
01:03:30
Better than that, damn it.
01:03:31
Yeah.
01:03:31
But um, while they're back at jack, so francesca has another
01:03:36
little thing.
01:03:37
With all the red lights and shit, she starts hearing voices.
01:03:40
Um, she sees the chair.
01:03:42
Valerie's ghost is there with her and during this little
01:03:48
blackout moment she's looking in like a mirror and she sees
01:03:52
Valerie over her shoulder and she then, all of a sudden, she's
01:03:56
wearing Valerie's clothes, them old in day clothes, and she had
01:04:01
that knife.
01:04:02
And it's like she gets ready to go into kill herself.
01:04:05
And then she screams and wakes up.
01:04:06
Um, then she looked poor, old, fucking the rabbi, dude.
01:04:14
Old Jack, old Jack, dude.
01:04:16
Worst luck ever.
01:04:17
He starts having a moment.
01:04:19
Motherfucker was already sick, coughing, wheezing Francesca
01:04:24
standing at the damn table.
01:04:26
He's pointing at the table, on the table, where two things the
01:04:30
fucking box and his fucking aspirin is what's gonna save his
01:04:35
life yeah, it's fucking, he just wants his damn pills he
01:04:40
doesn't die of a fucking heart he's pointing at him and she's
01:04:44
looking at it and she just like grabs the box oh, you're right,
01:04:49
I'll take the box she said I'll take the box.
01:04:50
She said I'll grab the box and she said I'll call for help and
01:04:53
just leaves him there Like fucker.
01:04:55
Just wanted his damn pills.
01:04:56
Francesca grabbed the box and ran out.
01:05:00
I was like come on, dude.
01:05:02
And then they find the dude who chopped off Federico's legs.
01:05:11
Last name was Warren.
01:05:12
He basically said that Fred Rico basically hired him to chop
01:05:24
his legs off.
01:05:25
He had a contract basically saying he couldn't get in
01:05:29
trouble for it.
01:05:29
And dude said I didn't kill him , I did what he wanted me to
01:05:35
chop his leg off, left him with some meds.
01:05:36
He was good to go.
01:05:37
Oh man, then it gets to.
01:05:45
Uh, what was it?
01:05:47
Oh, we're fucking.
01:05:49
Francesco comes back to the apartment.
01:05:53
Speaker 1: Yeah.
01:05:54
Speaker 2: And she's got a little box and she sets the box
01:05:58
down and looks at the recording and was like get in the box, Get
01:06:01
in the box.
01:06:04
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.
01:06:05
Speaker 2: She's just like get in the box.
01:06:07
And the sofa is just looking at her and she's just calmly like,
01:06:09
get in the box and the the sofa's just looking at her and
01:06:12
she's just calmly like, get in the box.
01:06:14
And it ain't getting in the box .
01:06:17
Speaker 1: So doesn't it stay?
01:06:19
Does it stand up?
01:06:20
Yet when does it?
01:06:20
Speaker 2: stand up, uh, it stands up right right before uh
01:06:24
gravy comes busting.
01:06:25
Oh yeah, yeah, because here's where she's trying to.
01:06:29
She starts pouring gasoline all over it, yeah, and herself yeah
01:06:33
, yeah, and I've never seen anybody pour gasoline out of a
01:06:36
jug.
01:06:36
The way she was doing it.
01:06:37
It was super, like she had it by the handle and just
01:06:42
everywhere and she's like, and the funny part was, while she's
01:06:47
doing this, the cop is still at fucking ralph's apartment
01:06:51
watching the video and laughing.
01:06:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's sitting there smiling at the
01:06:56
video while she's over there coating this thing with fuel and
01:07:01
she, she gets the matches out this is fucking hilarious, yeah
01:07:09
go ahead tell them with the matches so after Francesca dumps
01:07:13
all the fucking gasoline everywhere, she goes into the
01:07:16
drawer, she gets the fucking wooden matches out and she
01:07:20
fucking lights it and the couch is like.
01:07:22
She lights another one.
01:07:27
The couch is like yep she goes to like five of five.
01:07:30
I don't know five, ten times.
01:07:31
Each time the couch is like Yep , she goes to like five of five.
01:07:32
I don't know five, ten times.
01:07:32
Each time the couch is just like Now, mind you, the fucking
01:07:35
sofa is like halfway across the room.
01:07:37
It's just like.
01:07:39
Speaker 2: He's blowing it out, you have to watch it.
01:07:47
Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious.
01:07:48
Because, even the couch, the sofa is fucking like make
01:07:51
pretend mouth.
01:07:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's making like a blue sound a blue yeah,
01:07:56
and then that's when the fucking chair stands up.
01:08:00
Yeah, like recliner, full, full recline oh yeah, it's like a if
01:08:06
.
01:08:06
Uh, if the transformers had a recliner, that's's what this
01:08:10
thing did.
01:08:10
It just literally stood straight up and she grabs her
01:08:13
knife and I'm sitting there going.
01:08:19
Well, then the thing falls off of it Like the top of it and it
01:08:25
is a dude inside Fred Rico.
01:08:30
Speaker 1: Fred Rico is in this recliner he had his ankles cut
01:08:35
off so he could fit into the recliner yes, right, that's what
01:08:41
.
01:08:41
That's what I got from it.
01:08:42
Speaker 2: I'd buy it for a dollar shit.
01:08:45
But so he stands up, the cover falls off the couch.
01:08:48
You see his face dead in there.
01:08:50
She has a knife and I'm like, and then Gravy shows up and
01:08:56
shoots it.
01:08:56
No, the top fell off after.
01:09:00
Gravy shot it yeah, gravy comes in, shoots, it, falls off.
01:09:04
You see his face is all fucked up.
01:09:06
And it's Fred Rico.
01:09:07
Then he gonna shoot this motherfucker in the head.
01:09:10
And it just goesred rico.
01:09:10
Then he gonna shoot this motherfucker in the head.
01:09:11
And it just was lucky.
01:09:12
Down goes fred rico, down goes the recliner.
01:09:16
Yeah, um, fran jessica does this weird, crazy sounding cry
01:09:23
when she runs into the bathroom this little like like you could
01:09:28
tell you you tried to fake it way too hard.
01:09:30
She goes up in the bathroom to get some pills and she sees like
01:09:42
some kind of dead body or something.
01:09:43
Something dead grabs her and I think that was Valerie.
01:09:48
Yeah, cause you see her legs where she fell, and she kind of
01:09:54
gets drug in.
01:09:55
And then when grape goes to the door the check on her she opens
01:10:00
the door up like okay, yeah, she's all good now and she has
01:10:07
now got valerie inside of her now.
01:10:09
Speaker 1: So Francesca is no longer Francesca, it's.
01:10:12
It's now Valerie from 300 years ago.
01:10:16
Speaker 2: Yep, valerie is there and then we get our girl max.
01:10:21
He finally wakes up out in the trash.
01:10:22
Speaker 1: Oh my God, this is the most fucking, this is the
01:10:25
most wild part of the whole fucking movie.
01:10:27
God, yeah, go ahead.
01:10:28
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
01:10:30
Speaker 1: So, while all this is going on okay, so, francesco,
01:10:36
francisco, what's his name?
01:10:37
The fucking dude on the couch?
01:10:39
Oh, frederico, frederico, yeah, so Frederico's dead.
01:10:42
Francesca is now fucking possessed by Valerie.
01:10:47
And while all this is going on, the camera goes to the little
01:10:51
trash, can that fucking uh, that Maxie fell into.
01:10:56
Speaker 2: Yep.
01:10:56
Speaker 1: And the lid opens up and she's all got fucking shit
01:10:59
in her hair and she is a fucking like six inch fucking shard of
01:11:06
glass sticking out of her fucking head.
01:11:08
All right, and it's not just like you know, it's impaled in
01:11:12
her fucking head.
01:11:13
Speaker 2: Yep.
01:11:14
Speaker 1: She's just like waking up.
01:11:15
She's like, oh, okay, it gets out of fucking.
01:11:17
Next thing, you know she's walking into the apartment with
01:11:21
the rest of the crew and she's like what's going on?
01:11:23
And nobody fucking notices the shard of fucking glass hanging
01:11:27
out of her fucking head.
01:11:27
And you're just like, oh, there you are, maxie, and there's his
01:11:32
blood just coming down her face .
01:11:33
She's got this fucking shard of glass hanging out of her
01:11:34
fucking head and brandon's so happy to see her too.
01:11:37
Speaker 2: It's just like this, you know, not worried about her
01:11:39
fucking head or nothing like where are you being?
01:11:42
What's happened?
01:11:42
Like it's just there you are and then she's like fredrico was
01:11:47
in the recliner and Maxie's like it's over.
01:11:53
Speaker 1: Can somebody call an ambulance please?
01:11:55
I got a fucking half a window pane hanging out of my fucking
01:12:01
skull, and then we jump forward.
01:12:05
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it's got to be a couple of days
01:12:08
at least it had to be, because we get gravy is now at
01:12:12
Francesancesca's and you hear him make a comment like oh, you
01:12:14
decided to keep the chair after all.
01:12:16
So even after they found dead dude red fred rico his brain
01:12:22
blowed out while wearing the sofa, the cat she decided to
01:12:26
keep it still got the chair and uh, she comes, look at, she
01:12:30
comes up in there and it shows her that ain't the same old
01:12:33
fredrico francesco.
01:12:35
I mean no anymore, because she's all dolled up she's very
01:12:39
seductive.
01:12:39
Speaker 1: She's got the makeup.
01:12:40
She's got the nice fitting dress.
01:12:45
Speaker 2: Yep, she's ready to and she's giving him some tea
01:12:52
and the tea it shows it when he looks at it's got that poison
01:12:57
flower in it the same type of flower poison that the old girl
01:13:00
was using 300 odd years ago and she's using it to poison him.
01:13:05
And I said she's all fixed up.
01:13:08
Great gets a phone call basically saying that the body
01:13:16
that they have at the morgue is not a fresh dead body.
01:13:20
Right, like she said, this body has been dead for weeks and so
01:13:28
they didn't really explain that anymore, just kind of just left
01:13:31
it there.
01:13:31
Yeah, um, at the same time, maxie is now watching the video
01:13:38
about the Dybbuk and it basically she's learning that it
01:13:42
it uses the human carcass to store souls.
01:13:45
If it dies it will transfer to another one.
01:13:48
So that's how we got you know.
01:13:51
Now we got Valerie and Francesca and Gravy trying to
01:13:58
get Barry's dick tonight, baby.
01:14:00
He is in there like you're looking ravishing tonight.
01:14:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just wants to be balls deep, that's all you
01:14:05
care, yeah.
01:14:06
Speaker 2: And he basically asked me about his gun and he
01:14:08
was like, oh, I never bring a gun to a date and at this time
01:14:13
you can tell the poison is working.
01:14:15
Oh yeah, and he's looking around and she just looks at him
01:14:18
and she's just like let it go.
01:14:22
Gravy and bam falls in the floor.
01:14:25
Then the old good detective, great great, shows up at her
01:14:31
place.
01:14:31
Um, when she goes up in there she sees the feeding taking
01:14:40
place and it looks like whatever was in that sofa is now going
01:14:48
into gravy, which is Gerald, the husband to Valerie that was
01:14:55
burned alive 300 years ago 300 years.
01:14:59
And now Gerald is now in gravy's body, yep, and brand comes up
01:15:07
behind great and stabs her.
01:15:10
And while this is going on, bran comes up behind Great and
01:15:11
stabs her.
01:15:11
And while this is going on, maxie's outside seeing all this
01:15:18
Because she's looking through the window and sees it Right.
01:15:21
Because then you see Gravy come up there and he basically snaps
01:15:27
Great's neck, yep, finishes her off, yep, and then theyishes
01:15:31
her off Yep, yep, and then they have the reuniting moment Like
01:15:35
welcome home, my love, like they're together, reunited,
01:15:40
finally after all these years.
01:15:41
Reunited and it feels so good Feels so good, and Maxie's
01:15:49
outside seeing all this this.
01:15:51
Well then, the two leave the house and, like they're going
01:15:57
out on the town celebrating you finally back together, yes,
01:16:00
maxie goes up into the apartment , finds grape on the floor,
01:16:04
calls the cops, or whatever, the cops or whatever and while
01:16:10
she's in there she starts looking at this damn sofa.
01:16:13
And while she's doing it, you're hearing the like that
01:16:18
video playing of telling her that to the the um, how the
01:16:26
debug can seduce you and how don't under it, I don't
01:16:30
underestimate his powers to seduce you and how it don't
01:16:31
underestimate its powers to seduce you.
01:16:32
She starts going up there and looking deep into them, big old
01:16:37
button eyes, oh yeah.
01:16:41
Speaker 1: Getting all drawn in.
01:16:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's looking in them big button eyes of that
01:16:45
fucking Dybbuk and next thing you know, all you see is fucking
01:16:51
Maxie.
01:16:51
Look like she just kind of.
01:16:52
She is now maxi's gone, yep, yep, and in credits.
01:17:00
Man, that's how they ended it, I like how there was one.
01:17:04
Speaker 1: Uh, what was it they?
01:17:06
They left it open for a part two.
01:17:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
01:17:09
Speaker 1: You know, cause now now, uh, gravy and Francesca are
01:17:13
yep, they are loose.
01:17:14
They are loose.
01:17:15
They are out there running into town living their best life.
01:17:19
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, so that was uh, what you what?
01:17:24
What do you think Good, good and bad, what'd you like?
01:17:35
Speaker 1: What you, what you like, what you didn't like.
01:17:38
I liked how it started off, uh, being a little like uh weird,
01:17:40
like witchcrafty, like possession kind of shit.
01:17:42
Um, I, I like I appreciated the story of the divic.
01:17:44
Yeah, that's a pretty good thing.
01:17:46
Now there there were some like obviously it's listed as a
01:17:53
horror thriller comedy, so there were some funny parts of it.
01:17:57
You know, like Ralph Ralph was funny Fucking hat.
01:18:01
You know Maxi Francesca Francesca Maxi walking around
01:18:09
with the fucking shard of glass hanging out of her fucking face.
01:18:12
You know it was a very enjoyable movie for me.
01:18:20
So if I were to give it a rating, fuck, marry or kill, I'm
01:18:28
going to say that the killer sofa.
01:18:30
I am going to wh that the killer sofa.
01:18:33
I am going to wine and dine this movie.
01:18:35
I am going to buy it flowers.
01:18:38
I'm going to introduce the killer sofa to my family, make
01:18:48
mad, passionate love to it, maybe, do some butt stuff, and
01:18:54
I'm going to ask it to marry me.
01:18:56
Oh yeah, I really enjoyed this movie.
01:19:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
01:19:01
Speaker 1: I can watch it many, many, many, many more times.
01:19:03
Speaker 2: Yep.
01:19:06
Speaker 1: What about you?
01:19:09
Speaker 2: I liked.
01:19:10
I was like you in the beginning .
01:19:11
I like how I kind of had my attention because I had me
01:19:14
thinking it was just some voodoo shit, like you know, some
01:19:17
ritual type thing.
01:19:17
Um, it was like you said in description, it was a comedy, b
01:19:24
B movie comedy, um.
01:19:26
So it's one of those that you know what you get when you're
01:19:30
going into it you know, you're.
01:19:31
You're not seeing some millions and millions of dollar
01:19:35
production.
01:19:35
You know what you're getting right and for me, I enjoyed.
01:19:40
I enjoyed it, man.
01:19:41
I was entertained.
01:19:42
Yeah, I had fun watching it.
01:19:45
I laughed at it.
01:19:46
Um, there's some parts that were out there, but, like I said
01:19:50
you, you, you don't, you don't, I didn't care.
01:19:53
Like there's movies that have millions of dollars tied up in
01:19:58
them and I can watch it and I will be annoyed like it just
01:20:02
bugs the shit out of me.
01:20:03
But this one, just it didn't.
01:20:06
I had fun watching it and I'm right there with you.
01:20:13
Yeah, I'm gonna marry it, man.
01:20:15
I, I had fun with it and I didn't think I would like.
01:20:20
When you first hit me up, when you, after you watched it, you
01:20:22
was like I already know my rating and at first I was like,
01:20:25
oh fuck, dave going must either gonna kill it or he go.
01:20:29
He might fuck it.
01:20:29
I said because I had at that time I hadn't watched it yet.
01:20:32
Yeah, and as I'm watching it, I'm going, I'm thinking to
01:20:35
myself.
01:20:35
I was like I'm gonna marry this fucking thing.
01:20:38
Am I gonna sit here and marry a killer sofa?
01:20:41
Yeah, because I was.
01:20:48
I'm watching it and the more I'm watching it it's like it's
01:20:53
far fetched, it's crazy, but it's just a fun it was an
01:20:58
enjoyable movie.
01:20:59
Yes, you're not going to get.
01:21:01
If you're you don't like blood and gore, you're not going to
01:21:04
get all that.
01:21:05
You know you're not going to get no boobies.
01:21:07
That's the only downside to it.
01:21:12
But it was a fun movie.
01:21:13
It's one of them that you could have people watch it just to
01:21:19
laugh and have fun with it, and that's what I enjoyed about it.
01:21:23
It's one of those.
01:21:24
I could watch it, laugh at it and not all serious.
01:21:29
Speaker 1: And you could.
01:21:29
And I really appreciate how the recliner gets around.
01:21:35
You know, like you turn around, he's like looking around the
01:21:39
corner.
01:21:39
Or you turn around, he's up and about.
01:21:41
You know what I mean.
01:21:42
I really appreciate that.
01:21:43
You know, like the creativity of turning a fucking standard
01:21:49
fucking recliner into a possessed mass killer is I.
01:21:55
You know, I'll fuck with it every single fucking time.
01:21:58
Speaker 2: Yeah it was a and a little thing about the recliner.
01:22:02
I've, I've seen this and I put it down.
01:22:05
It said uh, the director faced some limitations while filming
01:22:10
as he only had one recliner, oh, which meant he was unable to
01:22:16
film the sofa jumping from a window and crushing a person on
01:22:19
a car, or a scene of the sofa vomiting blood, as it were.
01:22:23
It would stain the suede on the recliner.
01:22:25
Only have one recliner had to make it happen.
01:22:28
Without one Couldn't fuck it up .
01:22:30
Speaker 1: Well, you know what?
01:22:37
Speaker 2: I appreciate the movie even more than yeah, you
01:22:38
know, and and what I I did like, because if you see all the
01:22:39
posters, all the movie art, it's got this couch with these big
01:22:41
fucking teeth right and and that's what I went into it
01:22:44
thinking like it's just gonna be some like cheesy looking tag
01:22:48
empire yeah with with a chair with teeth, and it didn't have
01:22:53
that and I'm glad it didn't.
01:22:55
It was just a plain old, regular recliner I think I
01:23:02
mentioned this before.
01:23:03
Speaker 1: Maybe on the first episode we did.
01:23:05
Whatever, I'm not like a huge movie guy you know what I?
01:23:07
Mean like, because usually when I watch a movie, at some point
01:23:13
in the fucking movie it's going to disappoint me yeah, you know
01:23:15
what I mean.
01:23:17
Um, I think I mentioned like, uh , was it the conjuring?
01:23:21
Um, uh, the haunting in connecticut, like those like I
01:23:27
get into, like the paranormal, like fucking shit, and both of
01:23:31
those movies.
01:23:32
They're like going good, going good, going good, going good,
01:23:34
very good movie and then, like the last 15 minutes, they just
01:23:38
do some stupid fucking shit that ruins it for me.
01:23:41
You know what I mean and that's pretty much every single movie.
01:23:44
So I enjoy movies like this where you walk in not not
01:23:51
expecting a fucking goddamn thing.
01:23:53
You know what I mean.
01:23:53
It's a fucking, it's a fun movie, it's you, you get what
01:23:58
you're, what you're fucking expecting, basically, and that
01:24:02
you know, like this one, even a tack of the killer donuts.
01:24:05
Oh yeah, I've watched that movie like three more times since we
01:24:09
watched it.
01:24:09
You know what I mean.
01:24:11
I'll still fucking.
01:24:15
I fucked that movie and I'll keep fucking it.
01:24:17
We both fucked that one.
01:24:18
Oh yeah, yeah.
01:24:19
And you know I just enjoy like a movie that you can just sit
01:24:25
and relax to you know what I mean and laugh and have a good
01:24:28
time with and this fucking nailed every single fucking
01:24:33
aspect of that.
01:24:33
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like I said it was and like you said, I
01:24:37
didn't go in inspecting nothing and I was honestly I didn't have
01:24:42
, I didn't have any hopes for it and I honestly I just really
01:24:48
didn't.
01:24:48
And because I enjoyed Attack of the Killer Donuts and for this
01:24:50
one I was like I knew really didn't, and cause I enjoyed the
01:24:50
attack of the killer donuts and and for this one I was like I
01:24:54
knew how much I enjoyed that one , right, and I was like man, I
01:24:57
just don't know about this one.
01:24:58
But I said, oh, we go, we're going to check it out.
01:25:00
So I went into it.
01:25:02
Speaker 1: I was.
01:25:03
Speaker 2: I was expecting to just be like God.
01:25:05
This thing is so bad.
01:25:15
Speaker 1: But even the acting in it wasn't bad, right, it's an
01:25:17
actual like uh, you know, you know, regardless of a fucking
01:25:18
possessed fucking couch killing people, the acting was actually
01:25:21
pretty decent.
01:25:23
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and I was like, you know, it wasn't, and
01:25:27
if it had like shitty actors, maybe I'd have it'd been a
01:25:30
little harder to watch, but they , everybody was really good, you
01:25:35
know.
01:25:35
And so from the time I got into it, when it started, I was like
01:25:39
, and I, like I said, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like,
01:25:42
holy fuck, I'm going to marry this thing.
01:25:44
That's where I'm, I'm heading toward right now.
01:25:49
And then, when it ended, there was a part of me that wasn't
01:25:53
ready for it to end just yet.
01:25:54
Right.
01:25:55
Speaker 1: Exactly.
01:25:56
Speaker 2: I was kind of into it Like, especially once Francesca
01:25:59
and Gerald got back together, I thought something else was
01:26:01
going to happen.
01:26:02
And then when it just end credits the way it did.
01:26:04
Yeah, I was like I like that about it.
01:26:07
I was sitting there like, hey man, I think I want to watch it
01:26:11
some more, I want to see some more, did you just?
01:26:13
See that.
01:26:14
Yeah, I don't know what that was.
01:26:16
Speaker 1: Did you see that thumbs up?
01:26:17
Where the fuck did that come?
01:26:18
I thought you did it.
01:26:19
No, say liked, I, liked, I liked.
01:26:22
I don't know where the fuck that thumbs up came from.
01:26:25
Speaker 2: I've seen it float up on yours and I don't know what
01:26:27
that was I thought something you did that's fucking weird, I
01:26:30
don't know I ain't never done it before whatever.
01:26:33
Speaker 1: yeah, like at the end of the movie, like you said,
01:26:35
you know, it's like you're sitting there waiting for
01:26:37
something, like something to happen and it just goes to the
01:26:41
credits.
01:26:41
And you know, like I was telling you before, you know, I
01:26:44
was like just sitting there and I'm usually, when the credits go
01:26:48
, either I'm getting up or I'm changing the channel or I'm
01:26:50
looking for something else, and I just sat there through the
01:26:53
fucking credit, just sitting there through the credits.
01:26:54
And it actually went into the next movie, which I was happy to
01:26:58
fucking catch, the old classic you know I told you about
01:27:01
earlier.
01:27:02
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
01:27:02
Oh, killer clowns from other clowns yeah.
01:27:08
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I was like it left me.
01:27:15
It left me wanting more.
01:27:16
Yes, I want to keep following this story like I want to know
01:27:17
what.
01:27:17
What happens next?
01:27:18
Speaker 2: I want to know what comes next for the sofa.
01:27:20
Yeah, I want to know what's in the future for this recliner.
01:27:24
Speaker 1: Yep, because hopefully there is a part two.
01:27:27
They left it open, so hopefully there is a part two that is the
01:27:30
debak.
01:27:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it just used souls go through it,
01:27:35
but that's the debak.
01:27:36
Yep, and so there's a.
01:27:38
There could be a bright future for, uh, the killer sofa oh,
01:27:42
absolutely absolutely so.
01:27:44
Uh, that's it for.
01:27:46
Uh, killerfa, you got two marrying.
01:27:51
We're loving it.
01:27:56
Speaker 1: We're going to open a registry on Amazon so you guys
01:27:58
can buy us wedding gifts.
01:27:59
Speaker 2: Yes, I like nice shit too.
01:28:03
Don't get me in that cheap shit .
01:28:04
And I want a recliner, I do want a recliner, lazy boy, lazy
01:28:10
boy With two button eyes on it and a mouth and a little mouth
01:28:15
on it and it better make me feel good, like it did fucking
01:28:19
Francesca.
01:28:20
Speaker 1: That's right, and I want a hat where I can turn into
01:28:23
a vagina.
01:28:24
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
01:28:24
A little hat pussy oh, man, oh, but yep, that is.
01:28:37
Uh, that's gonna do it for this episode.
01:28:38
Now you need to go check this thing out.
01:28:39
It's free on tubi, ain't gonna cost you a thing.
01:28:41
Just go into it not expecting anything and just enjoy the ride
01:28:44
.
01:28:44
Man, it was.
01:28:45
What do you expect?
01:28:48
the title's a killer sofa, but it's nothing like the picture,
01:28:52
if you scroll through and you've seen the picture and if that's
01:28:54
what turns you away.
01:28:55
It is nothing like that picture of the vampire teeth in the
01:29:00
chair.
01:29:00
So don't let that.
01:29:02
Look at it going.
01:29:03
That's gonna look stupid, don't ?
01:29:04
It's not bad, so go check it out actually actually going.
01:29:06
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, so go check it out, like seriously, go go
01:29:08
watch this movie, even though we fucking spoiled it, but go
01:29:09
check it out.
01:29:10
Actually go, and yeah, so go check it out, like seriously, go
01:29:11
go watch this movie, even though we fucking spoiled it,
01:29:13
but go check it out.
01:29:14
There's a lot of I'm sure there's spots we missed and and
01:29:17
you just have to see the visual visualization of it, because
01:29:21
it's fucking wild Just seeing this and it's actually kind of
01:29:24
creepy like watching this fucking recliner.
01:29:26
Just go around fucking murdering people.
01:29:35
But oh yeah, go watch the movie and then, you know, leave in
01:29:36
the comments, you know whether it's on youtube or spotify or
01:29:37
whatever.
01:29:37
Yeah, fucking, let us know what you thought, because you know,
01:29:39
let leon, let jay know, you know whether you would fuck it,
01:29:40
marry it or kill it yes, sir, and uh, that's gonna do it for
01:29:46
this episode.
01:29:47
Speaker 2: Dave, anything you want to uh put out there,
01:29:49
brother, for the the criminal af , or anything uh, yeah, I mean,
01:29:54
I don't know, just check us all out.
01:29:56
Speaker 1: Go to uh, well, we actually rebranded it's.
01:29:58
Uh, welcome to the debaucherycom now.
01:30:01
Um, so go check out that.
01:30:04
You got true crime university.
01:30:06
You got both jay and I with garrett.
01:30:08
You know garrett's podcast.
01:30:09
Uh, we got a freaky af that's going to be coming up pretty
01:30:12
soon with, uh, chris Owen.
01:30:13
Uh, yeah, a lot of good things going on here, so go follow that
01:30:16
.
01:30:17
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, most definitely.
01:30:19
Um, if you want to go check, uh , fright flick FMK, we're on
01:30:24
social media, fright flick FMK.
01:30:26
Um, if you're, all that shit's going to be in the description
01:30:31
on the podcast, on the YouTube video.
01:30:33
It's all going to be there.
01:30:35
So, go check everything out, give us a light, give us a five
01:30:38
star review, give us a comment and, uh, let us know how you
01:30:43
feel about the show, Let us know how you feel about this movie.
01:30:45
But, um, I think that's going to do it for this episode,
01:30:51
brother.
01:30:51
But, um, I think that's gonna do it for this episode, brother.
01:30:52
I just want to say thank you again, man, for coming on here
01:30:53
and shooting the shit with me.
01:30:54
Speaker 1: Oh, anytime, man, this is fun yeah, we'll be.
01:30:56
Speaker 2: We'll be on the lookout for something else that
01:30:58
we can do.
01:30:58
I love doing these types of movies.
01:31:02
All right, well, we haven't reached that part of the episode
01:31:07
.
01:31:07
People, I need you all to grab your drinks.
01:31:09
I need you to gather up your shit, put your chairs away and
01:31:14
get the fuck out of here you.
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